Steve Francis working on other projects

Former Orlando Magic Point Guard
"Working on other Stuff"

March 22, 2006
By Johnny Eskimo

Will Steve Francis get a warm or chilly reception when he returns to the T.D. Waterhouse Centre for the first time since being traded to the New York Knicks? The Eskimo Action News Sports Department has the Magic favored by 23 as they face off with the equally frustrated New York Knicks tonight at the T.D. Waterhouse Centre at 7:00pm.

"I personally don't even know who the hell that guy is." Stated local business owner Norman Schultz, but "I never trusted a yankee and I ain't going to start today."

Marsha Johnson also voiced in about Steve-O,
"Steve Francis, oh yeah, he was one of the guys that we got for Tracy McGrady right? I remember now, we traded T-Mac, one of the best players in the league for a bunch of players that we no longer have. Who's running that team Paris Hilton?"

Calls by the Eskimo News Action News desk to Steve Francis and his agent were not returned but we have learned through several sources that Steve-O is researching and having plans drawn for a "space moon" that is "capable of shooting a focused laser out of itself that is strong enough to destroy a planet". We also found out that he thought that by creating a "space moon" that he will "have the ultimate power in the universe" and finally make it as a starter on next year's All-Star Game.

Good Luck, Steve-O.