THE ESKIMO ACTION NEWS TEAM HIRES ACE REPORTER

After weeks of negotiations, Central Florida Eskimo Action News is proud to announce the hiring of one of the top reporters to ever grace an anchor desk, Bink Whiskerman. You probably all remember Bink from his days at ABC, NBC, or FOX.

Bink made national headlines when he broke the huge story, "The Western Idaho Fair Scandal of '78" . Now thanks, to several run-ins with law enforcement and one too many fist fights at a local Sanford Bar called "His & Her's". Bink thought that he disgraced himself into early retirement. Luckily for him, we here at Central Florida Eskimo Action News believe in giving a guy another chance.. and in Bink's case this will be his 22nd chance, but who are we to judge? Let's leave that to the folks at Rockstar Supernova.

Bink has been hired as the Station's News Director and Lake County Correspondent. I would like everyone to welcome him with open arms, invite him to be your friend, but don't bail him out of jail if he calls you at 3:00am. You know what, just don't give him your phone number.

Johnny Eskimo