COMPLETE DESTRUCTION

PACK OF WILD BADGERS DESTROY ESKIMO ACTION NEWS HOME OFFICE

Report by Johnny Eskimo

When veteran newsman Bink Whiskerman showed up for his first day of work at the Eskimo Action News Center, he was shocked to

see his prized typewriter totally demolished.

"I couldn't believe my eyes. As soon as I saw the destruction, I knew it was the work of badgers." Stated Whiskerman. "Those things are fierce little machines that are placed on this earth for only one reason: TOTAL DESTRUCTION."

The destruction to the Florida Eskimo Action News Station was severe with loses totalling at least $125. The highest dollar item that was destroyed was the MegaWeather 8000.

"I am dissappointed that Central Florida will no longer be protected" Stated Whiskerman. "That MegaWeather 8000 was the only piece of equipment on the planet that could accurately predict storms, without it we are doomed".

Because of this tragedy, a paypal account is being set-up to replace Whiskerman's typewriter and the MegaWeather 8000. Even though the technology of the MegaWeather is very sophisticated and probably impossible to duplicate the staff at Florida Eskimo Action News thought a pile of cash would ease the pain.